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meet me on a star ferry
Lemony Snicket (via feellng)

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I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I hate when I smile at a stranger and they don’t smile back I’m doing this for you fucker

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yer-a-wizard-castiel:

becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

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